donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 26, 2005

big floppy donkey dick

Just what it sounds like....

"That donkey has a really big, floppy dick!"

by xenowhacker June 03, 2004

fricken floppy donkey dick

something you yell out lound when you are a little bit angry

fricken floppy donkey dick, i got an F in english

by cole hill November 25, 2003

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

hannah sucks donkey dick

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams August 24, 2005

donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 20, 2013

Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 07, 2020