Dougie

A dougie is a huge mistake, a piece of shit, or a thing that sucks massively.*

*Inspired by the shitty song Teach Me How To Dougie, which has an overly simple beat and is done by a group called Cali Swag District who sounds high as proverbial shit. They should be called High as Balls No-Swag District.

Furthermore, Teach Me How To Jerk by Audio Push is legit.

Lola: "Oooh, girl, I went to get my nails did and the bitch messed dem up and now my nails look like some fuckin' dougies."

MoReen: "Damn, that is some dougie shit!"

by IKnowFresh July 6, 2010

drugi

someone who thinks their addicted to drugs but their not (u fool)

yo, im a full on drugi man!

by katie brown September 7, 2003

dougie

Haicut:Hairstyle

Before i went to my ball game I had to get a dub ($20) so I could go get my dougie freshened up.

by Ansel P. January 24, 2009

dugify

To make a website look pretty or pleasing to the eye.

I developed this killa web app but I have to get Bob to dugify it.

by Cherith Cutestory March 26, 2007

Dougie

1. A fresh haircut
2. But nowadays your Swag

Ex. 1. "man I just a fresh new Dougie"
Ex. 2. "My Dougie to fresh/Sharp".

by D-Hood74 July 25, 2011

dougism

a religion of the penis doug. he is long and fran worships him.

my religions is dougism.

by ebsnd October 10, 2011

Dougie

To ram a sexual partner from behind with great, desperate velocity, usually with lips pursed, buttocks clenched and jowls shaking. Derived from the "Michael Douglas" style of explicit onscreen sex in the 1990s. Can also be used figuratively.

Wife: Honey, can I have a Dougie again.

Husband: Sure, I give girls Dougie's all the time.

by BananaMushFan27 June 1, 2010