I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 1, 2014

djsnugglefucky

costarican pimp

"i snugglefuckied this biatch last night!"

by nein April 25, 2003

dyson

1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers

ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.

haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson

it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson

by magandy January 4, 2008

djonnie

Djonnie is another word for cool gay.. Chicks dig djonnie!

Look at that cool guy, he is so djonnie!

by Djonnie April 11, 2005

Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Mei Dyson

Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.

imho Mei Dyson is a 10/10

by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018

Dirty Dyson

When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.

Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.

by Carole4eva March 14, 2019