Autumn Divers

Pickpockets who work in churches.
by PCooper May 06, 2008
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the unholy diver

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.
hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.
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oyster diver

"Too bad that bird's an oyster diver"
by rickysayshi January 01, 2009
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clam diver

A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.
The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.
by davyclam July 11, 2008
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mid-diver

a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.
two girls in conversation:

girl a): Chelsea, I think I may be bi-curious

girl b): Emma, wait until you've heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. She is a mid-diver.

girl a): lol, I didn't know that.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
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MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.
Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
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Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.
Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***
by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp May 25, 2011
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