Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

dingleberry rimming

when somebody is licking someones dingleberry with tongue and lips

Tifanee enjoyed dingleberry rimming of Codies butthole.

by Umpulumpus January 30, 2016

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016

Bob Dingleberry

A phrase used to describe an inbred, stereotypical redneck.
a person who acts like a tard
someone who has a mullet.

You lose one more tooth and you'll look like a Bob Dingleberry

by Tod Ritter April 29, 2011

jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011

dingleberry butt snot

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.

Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!

by jmeD November 9, 2010

Dingleball

Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.

A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my butt.

by WickedArcher October 19, 2008