dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018

dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)

'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'

by hickers January 29, 2008

dingleberries

Pieces of shit varying in size that get caught in the hairs of the ass hole. Often known to cause skid marks.

These damn dingleberries gave me skid marks again!

by DD36 August 06, 2007

dingleberries

An alternative name for BlackBerry's, especially when used by addicts.

That asshole kept playing with his dingleberry when I was talking with him.

by Zippy929 May 16, 2005

Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

Dingleberries

The bits of poop stuck on the pubic hair of ones butt hole after a long and vigorous dump.

Aww dude my ass itches, i dont think i got all the dingleberries off!

by bonerbonerboner December 20, 2010

dingleberry

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2.
3. Backdoor boogers.

"Spock!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 07, 2005