Dillon

A womanizing man slut that thinks he can play multiple girls at once. Hes amazing and makes you feel special. Wont apologize and will just ignore you. Wont say sorry for the lies or deceit and you'll miss him even if you DEFINITELY shouldnt.

"Did Dillon ever apologize for being with someone else?"
"No and it hurts so much but I miss him. DAMN THAT DILLON! "

by BatGirl69 May 6, 2014

Dillon

A sneaky and annoying type of guy that is ugly and usually single.

Dillon finally got a girlfriend!

by Jeter la pisco November 14, 2014

dillonism

the worst religon ever found or made. Not many people are part of this religon. However I do know one!!

Are you kidding me, dillonism is not a good religon. how did he do that!

by Anthony Parker April 20, 2007

Dillon

a raging homosexual who always accuses people of being inbred but in fact he is the one who is inbred. he also has a huge loose vagina because he is a dumpster slut. he also has a witch shaped nose and does a damn good joker impression while giving head to all guys he sees. hees like hey you got a penis yeah ill suck it.

guy 1: hey do you have a penis.

guy 2: yea i do Dillon Wood.

guy 1: woot woot i love sucking dick.

by jminch May 22, 2009

Dilloned

the act of throwing a newborn puppy into a microwave, then laughing while it explodes

guy 1: dude i dilloned my puppies last night
guy 2: awesome dude, lets kill ourselves

by mr. bojangles dick April 27, 2009

Dillon

A guy who takes pride in his hair, even though its not all that great. Vapes a lot, and likes to think he's cool. You will find him walking in the hall of a high school listening to rap music.

enjoys cod and mountain dew

dillon: aye

by matt the hat February 1, 2017

Dillon

Very sweet, marshmallow like kid who acts like a badass but its actually a giant teddy bear.

That guy is totally a Dillon.

by dillonsucks July 4, 2016