frilly dilly

The unfortunate result of having a circumcision done with pinking shears.

There's Frank. His doctor was some sort of drunken dumbass when he was born and now he has a frilly dilly.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

dillet

It is when you give a mullet to your dick.

I walked into the bathroom today and my boy Rob was shaving himself a dillet.

by Steven Prawlak April 16, 2008

dillywhop

The store at which you buy your compraz paraphernalia, ie; bongs, bowls, etc.

'you can get it half price at the dillywhop'

by J Bro Chill February 1, 2009

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017

The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.

Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

john dillermand

A danish fictional character, featuring in a children's show with the same name.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.

Did you see season two of John Dillermand yesterday?

by JohnDillermand>Sweden May 18, 2021