Diddly Do

A girl that you would fuck or "do".

That new Tina chick at our school is pretty hot, I'd say she's a diddly do.

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

p diddly

when you are p diddy and you act p diddly

Guy 1: Hey bro!
Guy 2: Hey, you lookin' p diddly

by Bruhno L April 12, 2021

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.

"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"

by Jredog June 4, 2009

Puff Diddly

The act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your asshole by violently finger-banging you. Due to the amount of anal swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff.

Similar to the Whistling Kanye or the Breezy Yeezy.

My Puff Diddly looked like Yellowstone erupting.

by Scott-ish October 5, 2016

Diddly Drunk

A chick that you would fuck or "do" only under the influence.

"I'm thinking that Jessica chick is a Diddly Do." "Hmm. Only after a couple drinks.. a Diddly Drunk I'd say."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007