P'diddle

A game played in the car. When a car is seen with a headlight out, someone will hit the ceiling of the car with their hand and yell "p'diddle!" and everyone else must follow suit. The last person to do so must take off an article of clothing.

"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle!"
"P'diddle! Oh, fuck."

by Zinco November 5, 2006

diddle stick

Despite the naughty-sounding name, a diddle stick is actually just a small non-conductive screwdriver-like tool for making fine adjustments to components inside a variety of electronic devices.

Yes, it's supposed to be small.

Diddle stick may be hyphenated (diddle-stick) or combined to form one word (diddlestick).

Engineer 1: Crap! I got my diddle stick wedged inside the gonkulator housing again!
Marketing Drone: What were you doing with... never mind; I don't want to know.
Executroid: Ewww! I'm never touching the gonkulator again!
Engineer 2: Hee! They have no idea what a diddle stick is, do they...

by drox July 2, 2007

finger diddle

Euphamism for female masterbation

Boy, does that girl like to finger diddle.

by minjofu October 15, 2004

diddle your bean

to ask a girl if you can pleasure her clitorally

"hey,can i diddle your bean?"baby!

by 7& October 23, 2009

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

dick diddly

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

Diddly-dee Potatoes

The way an Irishman speaks

"This is haw a Scotsman speaks. "Helleo, Haw are ya? Great pleasure te be heere."

This is haw en Aerishman speaks. "Diddly-dee potatoes"" --Danny Bhoy

by Definemethis August 29, 2012