Dickweed

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

by Qaylord July 26, 2018

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That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 07, 2023

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Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"

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A useless life form that sits on it's ass all day a causes other people problems.

1) "Drive on the right side of the road, dickweed!"
2) "There's my dickweed neighbor wearing a bathrobe and sandles again."

by Daddy Stalin January 19, 2018

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dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

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The pubic hair at the tip of the male genitalia.
Often unkept, much like a weed

I saw him come out of the shower and he had so much dickweed

by The Flying Porkman September 23, 2016

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