Backpacker

A security guard/officer characterized by an excessive accumulation of equipment and gear affixed to their vest or person, often surpassing practical or necessary requirements.

The security guard, armed to the teeth with gear, looked more prepared for doomsday than a shift at the mall—a real security "backpacker."

by TheRealJackMFPanther January 25, 2024

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020

Robbable

"Robbable" refers to something or someone that appears vulnerable or enticing as a target for theft or robbery.

Yo, that dude is looking straight robbable!

by TheRealJackMFPanther May 03, 2024