the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

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dickless mode

Euphamism for a male to female transgender person after surgery.

Andy has gone dickless mode today.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

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Dickless Loser

Someone who spouts bullshit and randomly says goofy shit all the time. Mostly likely a virgin for life that looks like dollar tree McLovin.

Movienerd is a dickless loser!

by MovienerdIsAnIdiot March 28, 2025

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Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

by salma the salmon June 29, 2019

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Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

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