urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).

"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<

by LisaCar April 17, 2014

little dicker

You are a little dicker because only little dickers look up this word.

"See that little dicker over there? That's you. Because you are a little dicker."

by lildicker June 2, 2015

Upper Dicker

A small village in the south of the UK where it is a daily custom for men to slap dicks in the town square until thou shalt look upon the upper Dicker whom remains once all other dicks have fallen flacid. No homo.

*in local pub* pal. Yesterday came home, had to leave my wife. Guy in pub: what for pal? Only found her in bed with the upper Dicker. I cant compete with that level of virility.

by The brickyard beaver June 1, 2019

Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 4, 2019

getting dickered

Getting dickered is a saying us red necks use for getting drunk or getting smashed...

Oh how am I'm getting dickered tonight

by 37darkshadow July 31, 2016

mother dicker

Someone who dicks mother's.

You see Steve over there? He docked your mom last night. What a mother dicker.

by Clemon2589 December 1, 2020

Coffee Dicker

People who like to stick their dicks in other people's coffee

Bro be careful, there's a Coffee Dicker around here.

by Daddy Lucifer September 6, 2021