dick cheese

when fat dick gets old because its been used for like 4 fuckin years, but you can't just stop ripping you gotta think of something jokeser

so if you have a chate nickname thats slowly getting old and less funny.....don't get your hopes up...theres a dick cheese headin' your way

maaaaaan
shutup dick cheese

by mike holt June 11, 2008

dick cheese

one very rad satanic dude

andy dick cheese works do much.

by lil nick May 16, 2007

dick cheese

see also "urungus"

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

dick cheese

the ending product of when a person takes a cheese grader to the tip of a penis and scrapes bits of penis off.

A cheese graded dick....

the man was so disapointed with the performance of his penis that he -dick cheesed- him self.

(graded his dick)

by Mr. Dick scientist of Cheese2 May 5, 2009

Dick Cheese

Old, sticky semen. Used as a way to make your friends laugh whenever you call them it.

"HEY WHAT'S UP DICK CHEESE!"

by Friend Machine Broke November 15, 2017

Dick Cheese

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.

Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

- - - - - - - - - -

Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."

by GalaxyKitten November 7, 2018

dick cheese

what happens when you make your boyfriend nut and he doesn’t clean it up

yeah, he wanted me to clean up his dick cheese & i said maybe later 😎

by pink bag November 25, 2019