When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016
Get the Mummy Dick Cheesemug. by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020
Get the Dick cheese pizzamug. cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off
Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!
by galen p January 2, 2008
Get the dick cheesemug. A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno
by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019
Get the Asian dick cheesemug. by jloedistsew March 22, 2010
Get the Dick-Cheese Piratemug. He hobo dick cheesed himself
by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017
Get the hobo dick cheesemug. A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.
by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006
Get the dick for cheesemug.