Despacito 2.5

The most holy piece of literature and art to ever be created. Thousands seek out this masterpiece, but alas none have yet found it.

Phil: have you heard of Despacito 2.5?
Normie: why the fuck are you in my house! What the hell are you talking about! I told you if you set foot on my yard again I was calling the police!

by Carl Urban July 15, 2018

despacito effect

A song that was initially great but due to frequently listening to it all the time, everywhere, the song becomes irritable.

“Hey, do you like the song Cupid?”

“I did but it had the despacito effect on me . Now I can’t stand the song.”

by Ishittedinmypants May 26, 2023

despacito 17

god himself

i worship despacito 17

by inkzooka July 23, 2018

Despacito 69

When your masturbating while listening to despacito.

Last night I was Despacito 69ing next to my girlfriend.

by RandomInternet December 01, 2018

Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

despacito 2

the worst song ever to exist

some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"

by ccookiecrumbsbutworse September 28, 2018

despacito 69

stop it

please dont make despacito 69 just dont

by ur mom still gay October 02, 2018