1: Hey you wanna walk to 7-11?
2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.
1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.
2: Dude, it's like 2 miles away - let's just drive.
1: Naw, man, it'll a derf run, we can talk about stuff.
by hatmunch October 06, 2008
A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.
"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"
"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."
"Woa, who was the victim?"
"Your mom."
"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."
"Woa, who was the victim?"
"Your mom."
by Haywood Jublome July 11, 2008
We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
It is discribed as "Fucking the fucked"; To have sexual intercourse with a fucked up person. May sound unusual in a way to make people just say: "Was that a threaten?" or Having no idea of what has been said..
DUDE!? I totally saw you and ashley herfing the derf with each other.
Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?
Parents: Did you do anything dirty in tha room?
Me: No? I was just Herfing The Derf
Parents: Oh Okay good?
by TheGuyWhoCanTalkLikeThis May 22, 2011
by Freddy777sw December 12, 2017
Someone who isn't very smart, and gives you the constant urge to want to hit them in the face with a toy Nerf gun when you look at them or when they speak.
by Hustle_OnFleek December 28, 2022
1. When someone accidentally calls you anderf when your name is Andrew and it sticks forever
2. A really fucking dumb and weird boy
2. A really fucking dumb and weird boy
by Djalma si December 04, 2017