Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
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Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
Get the Sausage Deficiencymug. Person deficiency (noun)
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.
Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.
The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.
Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.
The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
"Mehdi unknowingly inflicted me with person deficiency."
"I am completely Mohammed-deficient this week."
"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
"How can I deal with my deficiency of her?"
"I've been feeling very him-deficient lately."
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"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
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by LycorisRHH May 4, 2025
Get the Person Deficiencymug. A mental health sickness primarily caused by not being in the location Cicero.
Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero
Severe symptoms may include
•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero
Severe symptoms may include
•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero
by CTBK April 16, 2022
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by Koshell July 27, 2024
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People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
by GeosWorld April 23, 2023
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