decapistrate

A mix of the word decapitate and castrate. It means to have just the head of the penis chopped or cut off.

Take him away and decapistrate him at once

by Kyle Jones May 6, 2003

decapitt

netman, VGC's resident sexy beast.

as in, "hi decapitt, wanna cyber?"

by Sabredog September 2, 2004

decomplexification

1. The process used to simplify a useful system or process that was once simple, but because of its use over time has become complex, unwieldy, or unusable.
2. The process used to make something easier out of something worthwhile that is not easy to use.

Synonym: simplify

Origin: Don Morgan created this humorous, oxymoron-like, but useful word around 1994 while serving in the U.S. Army.

The introduction of the 1040EZ form by the U.S. Internal Revenue Services was a result of the decomplexification of the original 1040 tax form.

by Don Morgan February 25, 2005

explosive decompression

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

by Don Wong October 26, 2003

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

decomplish

The opposite of accomplish, to fail, and reverse effects

yo boyeee.. I cant believe that tommy decomplish all the work I did cleaning up the party. Its like he trashed the place all over again

by mrbadssRB January 12, 2009

decomplish

1. to not accomplish. 2. an active effort which results in failure, usually through ineptitude or incompetence.

Provenance: "What's left for them Bush Administration to -- decomplish, if you will." - John Stewart, The Daily Show, 2008-09-23

by Byron Jones January 13, 2009