John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

dealing it

When a person is on top of their game in a particular area or field. They're making it happen.

Did you see how he handled that situation? That brother is truly dealing it.

by LennyLen August 23, 2007

Deering

The act of having sex with a Deer.

"I'm off Deering tonight"

by coldsunna October 10, 2008

Daring Fireball

A homoerotic act where one receives anal sex from Steve Jobs, while jerking off Tim Cook and blowing Jony Ive. the free hand is used to type blogs berating everything that Google or Microsoft does

John Gruber pulled a hell of a Daring Fireball last night after Google announced Android 3.0 was in wide release. Steve, Jony and Tim were worn out.

by HardwareAgnostic June 7, 2011

Deering

The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.

Is that Aaron along the side of the road? Man, he sure loves deering.

by Chilltownian July 7, 2013

dealing

the art of going out with some one.. you chopped them and now you're dealing

yo im dealing with this down as bitch you

by sim1 December 9, 2002