Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.

Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me

by zululman February 8, 2020

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021