by feebz December 6, 2011

Dire 'Queen' tribute band consisting of a few shrewd businessmen who realised they could fleece stupid little rocker-wannabe children out of their hard earned pennies by dressing like retro twats and generally being nothing more than fucked-up Queen clones, masquerading as something 'different'. Pfft.
'The Darkness are contributing fuck all to the modern music scene and are getting filthy rich out of it - why didn't I think of that?'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'
'Real music fans chuckle at idiocy of The Darkness and piss themselves with laughter at the fans'
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

Cool in a thuggin kind of way. Someone who is particularly badass in a back alley, street kind of way.
Normando: "Philipe just sold his first eightball."
Daytona: "Darkness!"
The Ravens just got Willis McGahee, man they're gonna be darkness this season.
Daytona: "Darkness!"
The Ravens just got Willis McGahee, man they're gonna be darkness this season.
by El Guepardo Feliz December 14, 2008

James: 'he was doin my girl up the arse while i was sleeping next to them'
Mike: 'thats completely dark man'
Mike: 'thats completely dark man'
by katie the wise December 14, 2003

by Patelio August 13, 2004

A bunch of Queen wannabees (who I have got absolutely nothing against) with a bunch of annoying fans who dosen't know the definition of selling out and have the absolute nerve of comparing the band themselves with teenyboppers who were meant for children, forgetting that was the kind of music they would have listened to at their age. They also complain about the lack of quality of music now even they are 20 years old and had being listening to Take That, Backstreet Boys, East 17, Peter Andre 10 years before
The Darkness fans, aren't they a bunch of pretentious t**ts, don't they need a good punch in the face?
by Al Anon May 25, 2005
