Fanny curd

can be used as an offensive insult, just think about it... fanny curd.

"you're such a fanny curd!"

"Christ you've got alot of fanny curds"

by Stalfie October 8, 2009

biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 March 7, 2009

Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets October 24, 2015

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

curd up the fridge

Mike green

Mike green is curd up the fridge

by Lolatu8926363828 September 6, 2016

toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

Curd

That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!

“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”

“ Gross man”

“What!? It’s just curd?”

by Bootybandit_ March 16, 2020