mary crupi

an extremely sexy girl who is perfect in every single way

The mary crupi walked to the store and got lost in the woods.

by The Teflon Don July 8, 2011

crudite

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

by Lululime April 6, 2010

Crapitola

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!

Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.

by cocofire June 2, 2009

crunit

A 'crunit' (short for creepy units) is a measure of the number of creepy points are achieved for different activities.

Based on the fallagio scale, it is a surprisingly accurate measure of just how creepy and wrong a situation is.

Originally created by the Italians, it has been vigourously adopted by carnival workers (Carny) worldwide, who use the crunit to measure nearly every aspect of their daily lives.

NOTE - the crunit is not useful as a measure of sleaziness.

"EWW! I saw you licking your phone just then. You just won about 30 crunits"

by Jim Blanks July 13, 2009

Chupitilambituerca

Es idiota pero de forma menos ofenciva y graciosa

Eres un chupitilambituerca.

by Sai Morales July 14, 2016

crapitude

1. The amount of "suck" held in a single fantasy basebal team.

Tom's team is total crapitude!

by The Jesus April 1, 2004

Crusito

Weird ass person

Perosn: hey whos that guy
Person 2: oh thad crusito, watch out hes weird

by Summervacation October 4, 2016