A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.
"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*
by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012
Get the Crotch Novelmug. The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009
Get the Chia Crotchmug. This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
Get the crotch nipplemug. This is a sport where people swing their arms with great force while walking in crowded areas and "catch" the person's crotch behind them.
Dave: Hey Mary, how was your morning commute?
Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!
Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.
Mary: AWESOME! I went crotch catching and caught 3 crotches this morning when walking out of the subway!!!
Dave: Lucky, I only caught one old one. I'm going crotch catching again on my way home.
by Crotch Catcher Inventor August 10, 2010
Get the Crotch Catchingmug. The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.
"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."
"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
by Jenustegan November 7, 2005
Get the Crotch Flakesmug. by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011
Get the la crotchmug. by StefanStamp June 11, 2008
Get the crotch jumblemug.