crimson queef

(Verb) An expulsion of air from the vagina during a woman's menstrual period. Often resulting in a spray of menstrual blood similar to a spritz from a perfume bottle.
(Noun) When a menstruating woman straddles another person's face and expels air from their vagina, spraying blood over the person's eyes to create a super hero style mask.

Hey baby, give me a crimson queef and i'll be your hero!

by HateChild6 June 26, 2017

crimson bowl

When you smoke a bowl mixed with drops of your own blood

Bro I smoked the biggest crimson bowl last night

by iwishiwasadish February 27, 2022

crimson clit

Female version of blue balls.

I have crimson clit because I don't want to screw any more guys until I am in a relationship.

by Bee Love July 14, 2009

Crimson Gauntlet

A bunch of c*nthooks.

Dude 1: Hey, I got invited to Crimson Gauntlet.
Dude 2: Unlucky,they are c*nthooks.

by CGSUCK November 15, 2006

Crimson Tide

A lady's time of the month...

PERIOD!

To be 'on the blob' is to have a Crimson Tide

by Lanz212 March 13, 2013

crimson armada

Menstration, occurs in females. Also known as the period.

Boy: You've been really bitchy lately.
Girl: ...I'm on my crimson armada..
Boy: That's fucking gross!

by whereisreggie June 17, 2009

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004