To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes
by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Example 1:
Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.
Example 2.
Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.
Example 2.
Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
by falsefox April 7, 2023

by Geno_ April 20, 2021
