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Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes
Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!
by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006
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Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!
What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!
by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021
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Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018
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Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?
by softCrimp March 4, 2022
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Crimps

"Waitress; yo' bring me some mo' CRIMPS"
by CiciPanda August 30, 2020
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crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"
Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.
by falsefox April 7, 2023
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Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.
Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin
by Geno_ April 20, 2021
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