Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!

What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps

by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021

Crimp

The term is used for low stanced gaits in quadrobics, when the athlete’s elbows or knees touch the ground.

Crimps are common in gaits such as crouches.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A strong dominant male who will protect his woman folk and will beat anyone man that gets in his way with the words "let me tell you something!"

Oh no here comes Crimp, I heard he pushed a child down the stairs

by Tomg707 December 2, 2021