Michael Crawford

Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.

Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.

by jhfljdhafiuhairgaj March 26, 2019

hot crawford

When you accidentally shit yourself at work and need to go home early.

"Dude, did the Amish just spread manure, or was that a hot crawford?"

by Real e&I guy October 21, 2020

Crawford’s 1st law

Crawford’s 1st law: A man should never date a woman who wears larger panties than he does.

Dan, you can’t date that girl because her panties are XL, yours are only M. That is Crawford’s 1st law.

by Dan 4250 March 27, 2019

White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023

Connor Leonard Crawford

Biggest dick on the block and fucks so many bitches

Friend: have you seen Connor Leonard Crawford dick it’s so big.
Friend 2: yeah dude I gave him head and I kept gagging.

by Definitelynotconnorcrawford November 14, 2022

Bryce Michael Crawford

The drpepper king

BRYCE MICHAEL CRAWFORD is the king of drpepper

by 6942098 March 27, 2023

destinee lee crawford

She the best girlfriend a man could have

i love destinee lee crawford

by b-rad17 June 3, 2009