what kinda whip ya crackin?

What kind of car are you driving

Chase what kinda whip ya crackin?

by Julie and Chuck April 2, 2004

Crackin' My Eggs

The female version of saying bustin my balls.

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!

by Miss Penn February 5, 2010

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

cracking one off

noun. from English slang terminology. The act of masturbation. v. to masturbate.

"where's jim?"
"probably upstairs cracking one off to some midget porn"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)

Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"

by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017

What's crackin'

What's going on?

Fat bitch: What's crackin'?
Me, nice guy: The floor fat bitch.

by AYO IM BLU3 January 11, 2021

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009