Crap

A differing opinion on a subject that is absolutely and unquestionably correct. Commonly takes place of shit.

Dude 1: hey, that dude's talking crap!
Dude 2: yeah, he makes so much sense.

by Thohm March 3, 2020

Crap

The thing that some YouTubes think is not a swear word also used to describe the poo you ejected from ur asshole after ur dad walks in and finds out u didn’t flush

Ur a piece of crap son.

by Fat dude in the background July 18, 2019

crap

The words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.

Politician: When o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

Electors: How about immigrants?

Politician: I will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

This is and example of crap

by O.Kleppvoll January 22, 2015

Crap

Country+ Rap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

Crap

A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop".

"Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap."

by Poopsicle02 August 4, 2014

Crap

Crap : rubbish, oh who cares look at the example..

jase: I love that new video game.
Jordan : don't you think that shit is crap?

by Mellto August 30, 2015

crap

1. A milder swear alternative to shit (n)

2. The process of pooping (v)

3. Used to describe something gross (adj.)

4. Used to state how something is inferior in quality

1. Oh crap.

2. I just went to take a crap.

3. What is that crap?

4. That's a real crappy car you're driving there son.

by Prizrak July 9, 2015