Craig

Someone who consistently marks or scores lowers than those around him (or her), and saves their '10s' or perfect scores for very rare occasions.
Ref: Craig Revel Horwood, a judge on the popular UK TV show, 'Strictly Come Dancing'.

He said my report could have been better written, but I think he was just being a bit of a Craig.

by kerfoofle November 26, 2010

Craig

Code word for cocaine

Friend 1: let's hit the bar tonight

Friend 2: Is craig coming out with us?

by Cute little bitch xo October 26, 2019

Craig

A Craig is someone who impregnates girls of younger age, sometimes several generations below them.

Oh look at that couple she's totally been Craig'd

She's how old? That's half his age. What a Craig.

by MilMulligan September 12, 2019

Craig

a manuever in the lunch line where one talks to another and then gets into the line.

" Look at Kamari, he's attempting a Craig"

"he has balls"

by datkidarounddablock December 9, 2012

To craig

a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.

"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."

by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

Craiged

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.

Last night I got so craiged!

by Sabri Nation January 5, 2015

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019