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cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.
im cracking up
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022
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eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
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Cracking

When someone's butt crack is visible above thier pants.
Geez, that guy's cracking really bad. Someone should go tell him to pull his pants up.
by zeko March 21, 2011
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Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
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Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.
by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011
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Cracking the Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.
Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"
by Fletch743 January 2, 2012
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