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Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.
Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.
by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023
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kickin it at the cradle

hanging out at one's own house
"yo snoop, what's good?"
"not shit man, just kickin it at the cradle."
"oh shit, let me come through!"

"what're you doing tonight?"
"ah nothing...just about to kick it at the cradle."
by Your Boy Stoops May 23, 2008
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Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.
My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler
by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021
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lay a cable

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
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Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game played by Charlie and Frank from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The game consists of Frank and Charlie crawling around in the night together like worms.
"Why do we never play night crawlers anymore huh frank?"
by Butta Steez October 12, 2009
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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
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