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Couture Clown

Particular to sourthern border of the US with mexico. Mostly Spanish-speaking, pretentious, last season's couture wearing, jota that wears horridly narrow and pointed dress shoes that curl up like clown shoes. Usually, they wear brands like Aldo. Ususally overly dramatic. Funny, but usually a pain in the ass. Fravorite word of choice being "Osea". Usually broke, but will charge anything to look rich. Drives a used luxary car like a mercedes miata or mom's BMW, but lives in a hovel. Synonyms: Ranchitas, Fonchies, Pochos, Fresas
Oh no girl; You DON'T want to go to THAT party! Jotas will be all last season, not speak of word of English, & think they run the world. Not to mention thoes aweful pointy curled shoes from Aldo. Couture Clown everywhere! Well, maybe we should to see who win's the oscar tonight. DRAMA!
by laverdad21 January 27, 2012
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Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of leaving the poker table when you are up $50.00 leaving the others to lose their $$.
Dan left the Haute Couture Pokeur table at 11:00pm.
by Nummy Bear October 11, 2003
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Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of playing poker while wearing Haute Couture Fashion.
Please join us at Craig and Cory's house for a friendly game of Haute Couture Pokeur.
by Babycakes October 8, 2003
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juicy couture

juicy couture just started becoming popular in the last one or two years, and the reason it has is because the "popular" girls saw some girl wearing it who might not be popular, but not like a geek (like me social nice and friendly but not populair) and were like o look at that girl she has a J hanging of of her hoddy and her name starts with a C thats stupid until like 4 months later when the go to nemians and they see those "stupid" hoddys with a J on them priced around 100 bucks. then they want them not because they think there cute (well they might but in this case no) but because that girl who travels alot is wearing so it must be like pretty popular so i think ill get it too. then the next thing u no every1 is wearing it and it price value decreases cause like every1 has it. and trust me rich girls dont wear juicy anymore, polo, louis v, lacoste, seven for all mankind,true religon, the REAL desingers who dont dress people like little skank hos.
ogosh, look at that girl trying to people cool and have people think she is rich who is wearing her juicy couture !!
by juicy is over rated anymore February 12, 2005
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Couture

Having to with clothes and or fashion.
You can be considered Faconable or a Fashionista if your Couture is up to date.
by jester November 30, 2003
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Couture

A small, pig-headed monster. Pronounced Kah-chore
Keith: Did you see that creature back there?
Kelly: Yeah, it was a Couture.
by Mrberlinnh September 24, 2014
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Couture

by Kristi Leon January 14, 2004
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