Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

Cottage Pie

As a female is pleasuring a male via oral sex she inserts her middle and ring finger into his anus. She then deep throats the male and at the moment of deep throat the male ejaculates into the females throat, she then proceeds to vomit over the males genitalia (prior to this the female ate carrots potatoes peas and gravy). As this is occurring the female pulls out the middle and ring finger out of the males anus only to allow a spurt of diarrhoea to cover the females hand, she then draws a moustache onto the males face using his faeces.

If your not nice to my mother I'm going to cottage pie you.

Oh fuck because i stayed out and didn't tell her my wife cottage pied me.

My mum made me cottage pie last night and it made me cry.

by The Naked Chef August 16, 2009

Cottage Cheese

A replacement for the word cellulite, usually used to secretly talk about a girls cellulite behind her back. The root of the nickname stems from the texture of food itself.

Tyler- "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT" (pointing at ugly chick)
Alex- "SHIIITTTEEE girls gotta nasty ass case of cottage cheese!"
Tyler- "True that mang, true dat"
Alex- "Wait we're white........."
Tyler- "Shit....."

by Alex "The Judge" October 7, 2010

cotda

Case of the Dumb Asses

Hes got cotda

by KIWI42 August 11, 2010

Cottage Grove middle school

A school full of crackheads cottage Grove middle School kids are good kids but they can become a little crazy LOL when they're on crack legit aunt cottage Grove middle school kids can throw some hands don't test them 🤚

How are the kids at cottage Grove middle school?:there crazy and fearless

by My clothing May 29, 2020

comzay

A crazy, almost unreal terrain found. Except only idiots use this term

Dude 1: wow this hexagonal basalt beach comzay!
Dude 2: no dummy nobody calls that a comzay

by Ramrodai May 10, 2022

Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core”

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 18, 2022