Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018

Gage Taylor Cornett

Oh yes! Gage Taylor Cornett is the type of person who is tough, mean, and truly just an asshole on the outside but on the inside he's exactly the same despite his small penis he feels that he's a big boy and trys to show off in front of the "boys" he's not to easy on eyes but when it comes to the lady's he manages to snatch em up but then fucks up and destroys there feelings and makes them never want to love anybody ever again. But if u have a vagina gage will wanna be with ya so please be careful if u know a gage if I were u I'd kick him in the little grapes that he has tell him to go fuck himself and leave. But just be careful cause this product is addicting.

Gage Taylor Cornett can suck my left nut

by Joleigh Carrol December 1, 2019

Cornet

A B-flat instrument similar in sound to a trumpet. For the most part, they have been replaced by trumpets in high school bands as they save money by just having the band have a bunch of trumpets.

Why do we need cornets? We have trumpets?

by Chris Rice February 6, 2007

Cornstarch Crusader

Cornstarch Crusader is a racial slur made to be directed at white people.

I hate adelino, He’s such a stupid Cornstarch Crusader

by Zzeerroo October 17, 2021

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

Dustard Conuts

When your a fucking retard and you say dustard conuts instead of custard donuts and it makes you look like a right prick then carry on to fist your japseye

i had a dustard conuts yesturday is it alright if i carry on fisting my dick

by PUSSYMAGNET1002 February 2, 2018

cornett

\'kornet\ n: To tuck your pants over your head in a provocative manner, sometimes putting your head through your fly for emphasis. The tuck is widely used throught southern france to either intimidate someone or to provoke the opposite sex.

Frankie looked pissed off and I thought he was going to throw down with me, so I threw pulled a cornett and he backed off.

I knew she was looking at me so I leaned against the wall and got into a cornett so she knew I was interested.

by Macintrosh February 15, 2008