conk

a derogatory word used to describe someone who is severely edgy and you cringe around them

That emo is a fucking conk

by SPMG February 16, 2018

conk

when you get bonked in the face by a cock.

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao

by conk master March 28, 2021

Conk

Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)

Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!

by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018

conking forum

Common ground with an animal

The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.

by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024