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who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.
“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song
by Secshunate March 17, 2023
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Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....
by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011
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Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina
"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
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Jooder Conch

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.
by TongDong October 7, 2021
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Conch

A slur used to refer to someone who’s a punk or a bitch
Jayden’s girlfriend cheat on him and he still took her bad he’s a conch.
by MoeshaBell January 9, 2022
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Weeping Conch

A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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