When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.
"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".
"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".
"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"
"That's commercial niceness for you".
"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".
"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".
"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"
"That's commercial niceness for you".
"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".
by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009
Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"
by WeezyBaby12345 February 2, 2009
Someone who dresses in hip clothes and goes undercover to college parties, concerts, stoner smoke sesssions and bars to tell you how
totally radical, relatable, and real Jesus is with their modern psuedo-hip spin on the religion. "Christianity is not a religion bro, it's totally a
rebellious way of life bro, it's totally gnar!"
They are there to fill their conversion quota for the month and aren't there to party. They have been known to be good looking people,
only the few are chosen for these missions, skilled rappers and dance moves like no other so as to draw in an audience wherein they can discuss the good book with the heathens. It can be hard to recognize them; but if you find yourself talking to one very sexy hipster chick at a party named sunshine(or some shit like that) with a booty like two apples rubbing against each other under yoga pants and light green eyes under glasses, who starts asking if you've heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..well then you might have found a commercial christian. She has no intentions of bumping uglies with you. The only guy she's interested in, is Jesus, she will break your tiny heathen heart into little ungodly pieces.
The best way to detect a commercial christian is to offer them alcohol and drugs. Most will be instructed by their church/boss to refuse such things. If they accept it, get them shitfaced. Be cautious, theyre persuasive and have trained long and hard to use Jedi-Jesus mind tricks on your brain.
totally radical, relatable, and real Jesus is with their modern psuedo-hip spin on the religion. "Christianity is not a religion bro, it's totally a
rebellious way of life bro, it's totally gnar!"
They are there to fill their conversion quota for the month and aren't there to party. They have been known to be good looking people,
only the few are chosen for these missions, skilled rappers and dance moves like no other so as to draw in an audience wherein they can discuss the good book with the heathens. It can be hard to recognize them; but if you find yourself talking to one very sexy hipster chick at a party named sunshine(or some shit like that) with a booty like two apples rubbing against each other under yoga pants and light green eyes under glasses, who starts asking if you've heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..well then you might have found a commercial christian. She has no intentions of bumping uglies with you. The only guy she's interested in, is Jesus, she will break your tiny heathen heart into little ungodly pieces.
The best way to detect a commercial christian is to offer them alcohol and drugs. Most will be instructed by their church/boss to refuse such things. If they accept it, get them shitfaced. Be cautious, theyre persuasive and have trained long and hard to use Jedi-Jesus mind tricks on your brain.
dude 1:Hey brohan! Who was that dude you were talkin to? I wish I had fashion sense like him, straight outta GQ bro.
dude 2: Oh just some commercial christian, we took shots and he told me dinosaurs weren't real.
dude 3: Sup guys.. I just met this bomb ass chick named rainbow, I think if I go christian I might have a chance
dude 2: Oh just some commercial christian, we took shots and he told me dinosaurs weren't real.
dude 3: Sup guys.. I just met this bomb ass chick named rainbow, I think if I go christian I might have a chance
by MyDanceMoovez10 January 2, 2014
Where environmental plaid wearing large vegan ladies from take their laundry to Burrard inlet and beat it against rocks, cuz they don't want to support the great industrial male complex. (see Vancouver)
I'm goin to spend my weekend collecting seaweed, driftwood, and sawdust and make environmentally friendly maxipads for my partner.
by tard-o-matic October 5, 2003
A person who stands next to the road and begs you to spend money on a commercial venture. Commercial panhandlers usually wave large signs and can sometimes be seen wearing costumes.
"That intersection is particularly busy. They have six commercial panhandlers who work there."
"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."
"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."
by Mythobeast November 13, 2009
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