comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

comcast

A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.

Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol

by bruh_moment December 22, 2018

comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products

wow thats comcastic, ick

by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005

Comcasted

Verb

Being screwed by a Monopoly

Person 1 "I tried to correct an billing error with comcast. They contacted my work and got me fire."

Person 2 "You just got Comcasted"

by Rabbitredb October 9, 2014

comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009