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Colorado drag race

Interstate 25 in Colorado, especially the section between Colorado Springs and Denver that is mostly only 2 lanes on each side, is notorious for drivers who block the left lane doing 60 mph because they feel the need to pass the guy in the right lane doing 59.7 mph. (The speed limit is 75.) This is called Colorado drag racing.
I have a flight out of DIA in an hour and a half, and I'm gonna miss it if I can't get around this Colorado drag racer in front of me!
by DpRock May 4, 2011
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High School Colorguard (Marching Band)

1. Auxiliary
2. uses Flags most often to express band's song/show theme with colors/shapes along with some genres of dance/acting along with manipulating their equipment.
3. in equipment, may use rifle and/or sabre and sometimes the guard may spin non-equipment props or other unusual equipment such as an "airblade..."
4. helps the band earn more GE points (General Effect points from GE judge)
BOB: I hate the band's guard(High School Colorguard (Marching Band)), they look so silly!

BOBBY: Maybe YOUR BAND'S GUARD, but ours look like they are WORLD CLASS A. That's because your band's guard is 100% beginners.

BOB: How can you tell? All they do is nothing special...

BOBBY: *shows Bob a video of a popular Independent/Open/World A group winterguard*

BOB: Woah! that's not bad!
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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Colorado Swap

Two men ejaculate into each other's mouths and enthusiasticly swap cum orally.
At an epic house party in Breckenridge last weekend, I saw two bankers resolve their fiscal differences with an old fashioned Colorado Swap.
by AdultContemporaryJizz June 23, 2016
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colorado blowjob

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.
"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"
by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010
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colorguard

an intense sport for girls and guys who's gpa and sat scores are too high to be cheerleaders.
"C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-E-R-S! CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS!"< THE BAND

"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS

"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member

"too long for them." colorguard member 2
by unknown guard member July 15, 2007
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Colorado

The one state in the United States where weed is legal. If you want to get some weed and camp out then Colorado is the place to be.
Guy 1: Yo man, do you know a state that contains some good weed shops.
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should go to Colorado to get some weed.
Guy 1: Oh yeah! Pack your things!
by AdomC July 9, 2015
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colorguard

An amazing sport where Girls and sometimes Guys spin flags, rifles, and sabres. They ARE NOT all fat. They ARE NOT rejects of the dance team or cheeleading squads. When they play instruments during non-marching band season they are kick ass. colorguard is amazing. Band knows not to say something they are gonna regret if a guard girl finds out. They make the band look good
percussionist: why do we even have a Colorguard? gay
*colorguard walks onto field, everyone cheers*

band director: thats why
by guardgirl2013 September 16, 2009
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