kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

Color Guard

A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.

Person 1: Dang that girl looks so nice.

Person 2: She's not; she's in color guard.

by Godyr December 27, 2012

Colombia Effect

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.

Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"

by PeterTosh December 15, 2011

daring colors

wearing loud colors while committing crimes,
trying to avoid someone or playing any thing like doge ball.

1.yellow
2.red
3.pink
4.orange
5.purple

people would see you coming a mile away.

Tim:wow dirk must have big balls or really daring.

Gerald: why is that ?

Tim: he just robbed a bank with Daring colors on.

Gerald:what was he wearing ?

Tim: a pink bandanna orange & purple shirt

with red sneakers and yellow skinny jeans

Gerald: in broad daylight, he must want to get caught

and has no sense in how to dress.

by purple skull July 7, 2010

Colonial Style

When you have sex as they would have in the colonial days.

Seamus: We were having sex colonial style, churning that butter!

by Teh Creature Talk September 8, 2011

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

Color Struck

1) A term used by African Americans to describe a person who partakes in colorism, which is racism within one's own race.

2) Color struck people subconsciously practice racism within their own race. Most of the time, they are unaware that they practice it and are in denial.

2) A color struck person praises and prefers lighter skin over darker skin. As a result, lighter skinned blacks will benefit from light skin privilege.

3) A color struck person also praises and prefers loose curly hair over kinky hair.

4) Color struck people have the audacity to complain about racism, but practice racism within their own race. Hypocrites.

Things that color struck people say:

- "I only like light skinned black women."

- 'I am not dark skinned. I am brown skinned!"

- "Red bones and yellow bones are more beautiful."

- "You have that good hair, it's not nappy."

- "I rep #team light skinned."

- "How dare they call me dark! I'm not dark skinned."

- "I only date light skinned black men."

- "I want to have a baby with a white person so that my kids will have a better chance of inheriting that "good hair."

- "I'm mixed, not black dammit!"

- "I don't like bad hair. Nappy hair is ugly."

- "You hair is so nice and curly. It looks so much better than people with Afros."

- "My great granddad was white or Native American, so that makes me mixed, not black."

- "How dare you call me African!"

by livedudes March 11, 2013