Coldplayed

When your music gets stolen by some lame ass u2 wannabes.

Hey those lame ass posers are playing a song that sounds like one you wrote years ago. I think you just got coldplayed.

by GuitarBob December 19, 2008

Coldplay

1. The British Band with Chris Martin (vocals) Johnny Buckland (guitar) Will Champion (drums) and guy Berryman (bass). Some of there hit songs are Yellow, The Scientist, Clocks, Fix You, Speed of Sound, and Viva la Vida (i was Lost was 1)

2. A Bad desision

1. Dude im going to be the first see the hit song by Coldplay "Viva La Vida" at the 2008 Mtv Music Awards.

2. Why did i make that coldplay

by British Coldplay Fan March 9, 2009

ColdPlay

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

by FortOfDoom January 24, 2015

Coldplay

Foreplay performed on a sex partner who is not in the mood, not feeling well, still sleeping, or otherwise non-responsive to romantic overtures.

"Oh, hon. I love making love with you, but no matter how much coldplay you perform, I'm just exhausted and want to sleep some more, OK?"

by Chad5500 May 23, 2014

coldplay coma

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014

Coldplay Hangover

The hangover one gets after attending a very awesome Coldplay concert the night before. Due mostly to reminiscing about the high pitched voice of Chris Martin and the awesome instrumental backup he's provided with.

People who have Coldplay hangovers will usually stay at home the day after the concert listening to their music on repeat and posting statuses about how awesome the concert was on social networking sites such as Facebook.

"Hey man, do you wanna go to that party on the 1st?"
"Nah, I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a Coldplay hangover from their New Year's Eve concert."
"Aw man, I'm going to that concert too and I completely forgot about it. Looks like I'm going to call and cancel for the party."

by TheAlphonso January 2, 2012

Coldplay Injury

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

by Ezomz August 6, 2013