A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.
Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?
by Shreycrey April 4, 2020
Get the Coffin Dancemug. by Ian-Oz September 14, 2006
Get the rat's coffinmug. When someone tries to imitate "Gaara" from the Anime series "Naruto" by surrounding themselves in sand in a sandbox and killing themselves.
Codey "Code Red" Porter is was the name of a 10-year-old boy and amateur magician from the state of Washington. It is claimed in the media that the nickname was derived from his name (Codey) and the color of his hair (GINGAH). In fact, it was simply what his parents and close friends would scream whenever he picked up anything sharper than a wooden spoon.
In March of 2008, Codey attempted the dangerous "Sandbox Coffin", an act he saw on the shitty ninja anime Naruto. Porter accomplished the feat, but died soon after in a tragic hilarious turn of events. Naturally, Anonymous leapt to the scene with cruel jokes, lulzy shoops, and fake MySpace accounts. Thus, the death of this class-A Narutard brought much joy to the internet, and Codey Porter is now known as the s& hero.
"this example was founded on http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Codey_Porter"
In March of 2008, Codey attempted the dangerous "Sandbox Coffin", an act he saw on the shitty ninja anime Naruto. Porter accomplished the feat, but died soon after in a tragic hilarious turn of events. Naturally, Anonymous leapt to the scene with cruel jokes, lulzy shoops, and fake MySpace accounts. Thus, the death of this class-A Narutard brought much joy to the internet, and Codey Porter is now known as the s& hero.
"this example was founded on http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Codey_Porter"
by eatmahbull February 18, 2009
Get the Sandbox coffinmug. person1: have u watched that awesome grave dance meme?
person2: it’s called the coffin dance meme you ****ing *****
person2: it’s called the coffin dance meme you ****ing *****
by protopia May 30, 2020
Get the coffin dancemug. A song dedicated to Ray "Benzino" Scott for his truly gay rapping and truly gay magazine. Eminem pwns Benzino in the disses.
by tdogg August 19, 2003
Get the nail in the coffinmug. by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2009
Get the nail in the coffinmug. When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend
Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure
by Maggers53 June 27, 2009
Get the coffin-blockedmug.