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Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat
The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch
by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
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Cock Meat Sandwich

The sandwich created by two dicks inserted, one in the pink, one in the stink (the bread) and the internal flesh between two cocks (the filling).
Hey guys, want to come over and make a cock meat sandwich with me?
by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025
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Creative Click Media

Unarguably the best full-service Internet marketing and SEO company.
Did you hear that after they hired Creative Click Media to redesign their website, run their social media, and help with their local SEO they doubled their customers?
by Creative Click Media May 25, 2022
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Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU
You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!
by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011
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clockmeat

something people called lorenz say when they are trying to insult you
Lorenz: You are a clockmeat
Me: Fuck you
by slimshadie November 14, 2015
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Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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