rock climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.

He is one rock climbing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

Climb Down Suicide

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

climb a wall of dicks

to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer

"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."

by julran13 November 1, 2013

climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed

Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.

by bolman January 6, 2010

Hill climb racing

Hill climb racing is a game where you drive a vehicle in a landscape with obstacles and try not to break your neck or run out of gas.

You can unlock new vehicles and new stages to race on and upgrade your vehicles. This game is very fun so remember, use your money wisely

Boy 1: hey dude, look at this cool game I’m playing

Boy 2: what’s it called?

Boy 1: it’s called hill climb racing. You race on cool maps in stuff on here. It’s so lit.
Boy 2: oh, that looks pretty cool. I’ll download it and delete fortnite. That game was so yesterday. Lol

by Familyrecordj May 16, 2018

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008