Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.

Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!

by Ashley' December 31, 2003

jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"

"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"

by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004

jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

by CanIMarryPizza June 11, 2018

jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Clauded

When someone creates an elaborate public performance to ask you to be "just friends"

I got clauded at assembly when Rhianna descended from the rafters and asked a series of questions until I was the last one standing. She then asked me to prom but said we'd only be going as friends.

by Lincoln's love history tour February 12, 2023

Bitch tits Von Claud

Bitch tits Von Claud is your best friend. Your homie. Your ride together die together. Your bffl. Your lover.

Oi shoka you’re my Bitch tits Von Claud

by Ekewanka April 30, 2019