Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
by Ashley' December 31, 2003
Get the Jean Claude Van Dammemug. by bb5 is teh rox June 17, 2004
Get the jean claude van dammug. Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the jean claude van dammemug. by CanIMarryPizza June 11, 2018
Get the Jean Claude van dammemug. n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
Get the jean-claude van dam you finemug. the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".
Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?
(laughter)
Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!
(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)
by the hood rat September 5, 2011
Get the The Claudmug. by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022
Get the Claude Kane IIImug.