1- A stupid, retarted, or worthless nown (person, place, or thing).
2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.
2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.
1- kid: Ms. Bower, you art thou a chump.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.
2-
nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.
2-
nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.
by hashely January 20, 2006


by Owned April 7, 2005

1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.
by Oxford English Dictionary March 10, 2005

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop
Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
by bum licker January 15, 2006

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.
Variation: chumpin'
Variation: chumpin'
by Alessa November 9, 2006
